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Happy Tuesday everyone. You know, this is the best looking audience ever. good. There are dozens more than Christmas cards to give to staff. They are so smiley when they open it. But those at home cannot see this audience. But trust me, it’s like watching a sea of Larry Kudrow…the only guy who can make a sock garter sexy.
But speaking of rich people, let’s turn our attention to Elon Musk, who may be the greatest tweeter since Trump. It started on Sunday when Musk tweeted that Twitter was very slow in other countries. That’s when a Twitter engineer criticized Musk’s tweet, adding, “I’ve been working on Twitter for his six years. I can tell you this is wrong.” When someone pointed out that you probably shouldn’t be calling your boss out in public, he continued. And that’s when Musk hit back, saying, “He’s fired.”
Now, if you don’t find it funny, you’re not my friend. So I installed a trapdoor in my office and hired a contractor who could keep my secrets. But if I tweeted about how this show is run, I would probably get arrested, probably get arrested for murder. If you know what I used last month with just breeches and rope, it’s just the intern who made eye contact.
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But for Musk, it only gets better. On Sunday, he announced plans to end free lunches at Twitter headquarters, saying the meals cost the company $13 million a year. $2 million less than they spend. Hey, they don’t like Joy. The problem was that no one came to the office, which drove up costs. They were throwing the food away as if Kat had cooked it.
But Musk, who conducts sound business negotiations, has made him even more evil. One Democratic activist wrote, “He has laid off his three-quarters of his workforce and plans to starve the rest.” yeah yeah. They’re all going to die because their boss won’t cover their sushi. Here are some tips. Want a free lunch? Then put it in the brown bag, loser. That’s what my staff does. It is wonderful. Take a bite of each sandwich. I haven’t bought a bento for several years. They all had hepatitis.
What does Elon know about business, anyway? I mean, he’s the richest man in the world. Unlike his unemployed 32-year-old activist moaning about food on his Twitter. In short, it’s nice to see someone running a company with complete transparency. He does everything with the door open. Like when Doocy uses the restroom on an airplane. Plus, Musk is happy to ask seemingly obvious questions that no one dares to ask. Does it remind you of someone? yes. When Trump was president, he questioned everything from trade with China to water pressure in showers.
Donald Trump: But what about showers? I got this beautiful head of hair when you took a shower. you put water Drip, drip, drip. And the water drips down. So what do you do? You just stand there too long. You take longer showers. because of hair. I don’t know about you, but it has to be perfect.
He sounds like Joe talking about taking leaks. Oh. But no wonder Musk has replaced Trump as the left’s top target. The only difference is that Musk cannot run for president. This is probably good for Democrats. he will probably win.
Speaking of Democrats, oddly enough they are obsessed with defeating Musk, but they don’t seem to care about Bitcoin thief Sam Bankman-Fried. The founder of a cryptocurrency exchange called FTX resigned last week after the company pissed him off faster than his five-year-old goldfish. So why not care about him? How come you didn’t know about him until now? Well, he was Biden’s second largest donor, pumping millions into the Democratic Party.
However, it turns out that he used his cryptocurrency company to borrow real dollars and was unable to repay them. Reuters reported that from $1 billion he lost $2 billion in client funds, but not before Democrats used $40 million in funds in time for the midterm elections. yeah, the timing is perfect. It’s like brushing off the Biden family story before the 2020 election. I feel a pattern here. As such, his company is currently under investigation for alleged fraud in making Bernie Madoff look like an Eagle scout for him. And where are the media? It was clear that this man was a clown, so they stopped being skeptical.
NAS Daily YouTuber: Sam is not a traditional billionaire.
Sam Bankman Fried: Income to donate is thinking about which charity saves the most lives per dollar.
NAS Daily YouTuber: Next year, we plan to donate $500 million annually. And in his next decade, he’ll probably donate more than his $10 billion. And he’s funding everything you can think of… global warming.
Sam Bankman Fried: This is one of the biggest problems we as a world have to grapple with together.
NAS Daily YouTuber: Preparing for COVID 19.
Sam Bankman Fried: We need to prepare for the next pandemic.
NAS Daily YouTuber: Animal welfare, of course.
Sam Bankman Fried: Animals deserve to live just like us. That’s also why I’m vegan.
you. If you’re that rich, buy a bra. oh my god. terrible. It’s not body shaming. I’m just worried. If you believe Fruitcake, you may lose all your money. But he tricked them all with the correct virtue signal. you’ve heard of them. Right wing cause and all right cash.
So would the media be interested in delving further into stories full of sex, drugs and corruption? Well, maybe you should read Harris Faulkner’s new book. I want to talk about it, who am I kidding?